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Don_Leone

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Posted on Thu Jul 26, 2012 01:33:49
Sits down to pee

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Jordan-
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Posted on Thu Jul 26, 2012 01:47:41
Has not taken a bath in over 3 years

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Thu Jul 26, 2012 18:36:54
Jordan sits at school bus stops just to talk to the children.

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Big_Tree
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Posted on Thu Jul 26, 2012 23:26:41
Onlookers were stunned by the style and grace of your Paso Doble. All were left wondering how great it could truly be if only you'd have had a partner there in the intersection of 5th and Broadway during rush hour.

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Fri Jul 27, 2012 08:11:15
The 3 month long "pirate experience" ocean cruise ended with a case of Gonorrhea, symptoms of scurvy, a pierced ear, an amputated leg, 3 missing teeth, a new respect for communication with birds, swabbing elbow, and the makings of Cirrhosis of the liver.

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Posted on Fri Jul 27, 2012 09:27:58
is decidely uncreative.

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Fri Jul 27, 2012 17:36:30
His last trip to the International Space Station was completely uneventful with the exception of a new way to enjoy the vacuum used with the plumbing.

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Posted on Fri Jul 27, 2012 19:32:05
By GypsyTears [1288842]
His last trip to the International Space Station was completely uneventful with the exception of a new way to enjoy the vacuum used with the plumbing.


Remember the goal is to tell lies.

Envious of my space travel.

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Fri Jul 27, 2012 19:45:22
The years of cramming his feet into stilettos has forced him to have 2 toes on each foot removed in order to keep on killing it with fashion.

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Posted on Fri Jul 27, 2012 20:35:11
prefers cross dressing men. In fact wishes that she was a man just so that she could do it herself.

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Fri Jul 27, 2012 20:45:58
Pretended for years that cleaning up the floors and backs of the chairs in the adult movie theater was just a job he had to do.

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Big_Tree
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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 00:09:23
I knew some day you would regret sinking your life savings into Doomsday Preparation H.

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 07:32:15
Big_Tree toils day and night over the cross-pollination of navel oranges and kiwi fruit. He will one day call his new fruit a fuzzy navel.

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raypaul

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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 12:30:19
GypsyTears really likes to wander fields with an axe looking for Big_Tree.

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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 17:33:49
never leaves the seat up

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Big_Tree
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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 19:12:56
That's a pickle in his pocket.

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tigleytummy

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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 21:36:13
has little acorns.

You have received a warning!

Reason: Do not continue to post pointless threads.


If you do not heed this warning, fu
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Posted on Sat Jul 28, 2012 23:15:07
That's not a phone in his pocket. He's just happy to see you.

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raypaul

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Posted on Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:44:57
sucks a dummy

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 00:23:46
Wears a helmet.

That's it, raypaul always wears a helmet. To sleep, to drive, to bathe, to run, on dates, in the pool...you get the idea.

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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 00:44:06
Peas porridge in a pot nine days old - one of her tastier creations.

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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 01:24:09
Is not on my friends list

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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 05:00:15
Yes you're good at it, really good. And yes, with practice you could be one of the greatest ever. But despite what they told you down at the community pool, the cannonball will not be introduced as a new event in the 2016 Olympic Games.

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 06:06:51
Speaking of the Olympics, inspired by the young male gymnasts doing the floor routine, Big_Tree can be seen running half way across his backyard at full strength and attempting to do handsprings.
You must prepare yourself to hold your laughter because most often he face plants which is causing a slight skin burn on his cheekbone from the friction of the grass.
I can't wait to see how it gets spiced up for youtube

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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 14:26:01
Gypsy was so inspired by her country's patriotism in the Olympics that she too wanted to be a flag bearer.

Unfortunately, she misunderstood what the term actually meant and tried to get a bear to hold the flag.

12 months of physical rehabilitation followed.

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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 15:45:57
Not known as "The Porcelain Punisher" for nothing.

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 19:11:44
After the big bough breaking incident, Big_Tree was subsequently arrested and charged with the negligent death of an infant left rocking unattended by the parents.
To add insult to injury, he was also fined for the destruction of the cradle the baby was sleeping in.

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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 23:12:48
Ate my Precious Choocolate Bar that was passed through my ancestors. It was worth about 4,234,193 on the market. GypsyTears was later subpoenaed to court the only thing she said was "It was delicious though".

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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 23:33:49
When you find yourself in the throes of a moral dilemma you can always take comfort in the knowledge that you have no morals.

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Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2012 23:45:51
Even advanced male pattern baldness won't stop Big_Tree from a keeping good mullet.

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