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Posted on Fri May 24, 2013 01:30:36
a weekend in alcatraz maximum security prison ....FYI ....never drop your soap.................*inserts coin *

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Posted on Fri May 24, 2013 01:31:13
a weekend in alcatraz maximum security prison ....FYI ....never drop your soap.................*inserts coin *

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Posted on Fri May 24, 2013 23:02:46
A Hunter-Killer from the movie Terminator.

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Posted on Sat May 25, 2013 19:40:34
A bump

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Posted on Sun Jun 02, 2013 19:15:13
An alien blaster


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Posted on Sun Jun 02, 2013 19:38:04
lol i read that alien bladder

some oreo cookies

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 01:12:14
A rollback....

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 02:20:14
A box full of fresh shavings from both a shaggy dog and a matted cat.

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 06:26:53
A few crumbs of what appears to have been a once delectable cookie tumble from the opening in the machine "Curse you mice of Torn City!" You shout to the wind as you fall to your knees in despair.

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 06:53:24
A lifetime supply of jam. It's not even in a jar. Woah.


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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 06:55:34
A chin... Nuff said

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 07:13:54
This video...



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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 07:17:46
A magician's scarf you stand there pulling at that damned thing for days before finally giving up and walking away feeling quite downtrodden

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 09:49:07
... You get the Wand of infinity ...it has been said to grant a player's deepest torn desires ... Hmmmm i wonder what you will wish for......... * inserts coin *

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 09:56:58
You get changed into a small dog


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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:11:00
..you insert the coin and you get a small amulet ... Then out of curiousity you wear it and then you magically transform into a juicy bone ..... Hmm seems i will dine well tonight ...... *inserts coin *

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:12:35
You lose your teeth, have fun trying to eat me


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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:29:39
You turn into a gummy worm. Yum

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:52:38
A pink stick.

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:56:06
You turn into a very ugly uniform...


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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:58:32
A soda ca. Who woulda guessed.

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:59:59
A tampon... Guess you picked the wrong vending machine...


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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:02:03
A pile of shit. literary a pile of shit.

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:03:16
A golden shower...


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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:50:24
... You insert the coin and after some seconds you find yourself in a magical land were female trolls thrive ..... Little did you know that those trolls have been waiting for a thousand years .. Because of a prophecy that says .. That a man of torn shall come to their land to give them as many children as the sands of the Earth ...you must be very lucky ... *inserts coin *

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:53:20
At least their female...

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:19:26
Female troll follows you into torn

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:23:00
You turn into a dress and get put on by the female troll...


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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:30:45
The female dress rips me off and flaunts in front of you naked

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Posted on Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:45:12
... you also disappear to the magical land of the female trolls

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