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Posted on Wed Apr 10, 2013 20:58:03
Angry raccoon with a tape recorder tied to its back
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Posted on Thu Apr 11, 2013 02:35:22
a lucky dildo


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Posted on Thu Apr 11, 2013 16:13:34
A toy cube

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Posted on Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:47:36
Scweet.

A lolly


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Posted on Sat Apr 13, 2013 16:13:59
A pile of shit.

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Posted on Sat Apr 13, 2013 17:22:28
*wizz brrr bang!*

You keep a close eye on the door, you kneel closer and grow impatient. You kick the machine, bang on the glass, & expel obscenities until the machine has taken enough of your abuse.

The machine falls over on you ***splat!***

The machine magically resumes it's natural position.


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Posted on Sun Apr 14, 2013 03:18:13
A hungry man


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GypsyTears

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Posted on Sun Apr 14, 2013 22:52:23
A large jar of Cheez Whiz and a sleeve of Saltine crackers are resting in the tray for you.
Hurry, the whistling contest starts soon!

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Posted on Mon Apr 15, 2013 13:54:41
baby monkey on a pig
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Posted on Mon Apr 15, 2013 14:42:46
gip a no yeknom ybab

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Posted on Mon Apr 15, 2013 17:48:52
A dictionary. And English lessons.

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Mon Apr 15, 2013 18:04:01
A mirror...

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Posted on Tue Apr 16, 2013 13:35:52
A book saying 'I can speel'


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Posted on Tue Apr 16, 2013 16:09:44
A DVD


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Posted on Tue Apr 16, 2013 19:25:05
A bouquet of fluffy white dandelions

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Posted on Sat Apr 20, 2013 05:09:28
What I always wanted....


A slice of cake that has been nibbled

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Posted on Sat Apr 20, 2013 07:15:43
Two coins. Now you can go again!

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Posted on Sat Apr 20, 2013 07:45:19
A purse to keep your filthy coins in

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Scootaloo

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Posted on Sat Apr 20, 2013 07:48:40
A clone of the best pet you had as a child that your parents accidentally killed and lied about.

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Samorost

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Posted on Sat Apr 20, 2013 13:27:05
A bottle of Mountain Dew

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Posted on Sat Apr 20, 2013 19:18:25
A crockpot, brand new in the box.

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the bulldogs are recruiting, lv7+. We got meds, drugs, weapons and armor. Apply with battle stats.
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Posted on Sat Apr 20, 2013 20:03:31
A small box that generates old music nobody has ever heard before.

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Posted on Tue Apr 23, 2013 06:32:36
^locally some kids broke into a store and stole what they thought was an ATM but it was a jukebox. The owner was interviewed on t.v. laughing because the thought was that the boys were too young to know what a jukebox was.


A dime rolls out and you are allowed to select 1 song.

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Posted on Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:09:01
...a motorcycle starts in the background......several revs of the engine....motorcycle burns out.....synthesized whir... four snare smashes......FUNKY! Awe damn... it's the instrumental version of this popular 80's hit thus forcing you to guess.... haha

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Posted on Tue Apr 23, 2013 19:47:33
Funk me baby! You know I can't let a good funk pass me by. Vroom!

You are gifted by the great machine with a sweet satin blouse with a wide tab collar and a pair of brown polyester super bell bottom slacks.

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Posted on Tue Apr 23, 2013 21:14:49
A blank DVD

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Posted on Tue Apr 23, 2013 23:11:57
Coupon for free birthday sex.

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Posted on Wed Apr 24, 2013 19:23:34
A dildo for your birthday sex

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Posted on Wed Apr 24, 2013 19:31:15
You forgot your coin. :/

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Posted on Wed Apr 24, 2013 20:00:33
Whoops! you got your coin back
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You forgot your coin. :/

I was looking wether i'll get anything without insering coin
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