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GypsyTears

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Posted on Wed Feb 13, 2013 17:43:22
A beautiful cashmere sweater with cigarette burn holes in it.

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NuclearCherries

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Posted on Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:17:05
A blue robot, goes by the name of "Rock"

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manok
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Posted on Thu Feb 21, 2013 03:00:22
a can of soda labelled BEST BEFORE: TODAY

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aWildSnorlax
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Posted on Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:51:20
A collection of Justin Bieber posters

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ShamelessDefier
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Posted on Thu Feb 21, 2013 17:19:01
An ass f**king from santa ive been a naughty boy

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Daisy3

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Posted on Thu Feb 21, 2013 18:15:19
a rolled up poster comes out.
When you unroll it you see a beautiful field of daisies glistening with drops of rain from a quick summer shower. A feeling of calm envelopes you.

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mr_serjo

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Posted on Thu Feb 21, 2013 18:50:40
A dried out sea sponge.

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NuclearCherries

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Posted on Sat Feb 23, 2013 17:26:28
Ten year old snickers

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mr_serjo

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Posted on Sat Feb 23, 2013 21:30:49
Three shiny diamonds, and two sticks.

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Posted on Sun Feb 24, 2013 00:31:06
A pinball machine

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Posted on Sun Feb 24, 2013 00:47:46
a mystical purple mushroom !

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NuclearCherries

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Posted on Sun Feb 24, 2013 02:45:29
A panzer

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Dubz

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Posted on Mon Feb 25, 2013 09:39:29
Carrion to give me access to his vault "again"

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kumag

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Posted on Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:29:59
An OLD SILVER DOLLAR

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NuclearCherries

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Posted on Mon Feb 25, 2013 16:12:05
A evil doppelganger version of yourself

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Mon Feb 25, 2013 23:39:11
An angry senior citizen rolls out of machine with an apparent issue regarding their Social Security benefits.

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mr_serjo

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Posted on Fri Mar 01, 2013 21:02:09
A box full of fish sticks, fresh from the oven.

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Scootaloo

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Posted on Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:48:31
A badass dog chain and leash.

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Sat Mar 02, 2013 20:11:58
A faulty stripper pole. Stripper not included.

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NuclearCherries

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Posted on Tue Mar 05, 2013 13:26:27
A spherical bear looking thing made of metal

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Thu Mar 07, 2013 20:28:49
*ding ding ding*
We have a winnah!

An extremely oversized stuffed Speedy Gonzalez carnival prize is visible in the tray, but you pull with all your might and the head rips from the body. The body easily slides out.

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Posted on Sat Mar 16, 2013 19:58:11
A bug pops out. You bend over and look at the bug.
More bugs rush out of the vending machine!
The bugs all rush together to form you're waifu
You're waifu eats you.

Game over.

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Sat Mar 16, 2013 20:00:29
A vat of DDT spills out of the machine

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Posted on Sat Mar 16, 2013 20:10:37
Out pops another coin!

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Posted on Sat Mar 16, 2013 20:30:29
Jackpot! You receive Nikola Tesla's "Guide to Free Energy".

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Daisy3

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Posted on Sun Mar 17, 2013 02:05:37
A porcupine rolls out.


After watching mushroom get "quilled", Daisy sprays the machine with Lysol disinfectant and wipes it all down.

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Posted on Sun Mar 17, 2013 02:10:11
pictures of your embarrassing moments

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GypsyTears

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Posted on Mon Mar 18, 2013 17:20:04
Hey, those Poloroids were all black! Does this mean that Daisy has no embarrassing moments?

The machine shoots out 127 large puffy marshmallows

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Posted on Mon Mar 18, 2013 17:36:40
Xanax
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GypsyTears

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Posted on Mon Mar 18, 2013 17:42:44
Nothing but the sweet smell of burning Cannabis comes from the machine

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