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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 21:28:09
A packet of second hand christmas crackers.

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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 22:31:19
Some really stale cookies

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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 22:32:19
Nothing comes out. U broke the machine.
The machine is fked. Game over.





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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 22:36:35
*inserts repairman*

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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 22:44:19
He gets electrocuted.
No one can fix it now.

Murder investigation started. Danny main suspect.




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Posted on Mon Dec 17, 2012 23:32:50
Many attempts to break this machine have failed in the past and your attempt is no different.

I've been witness to several of these attempts and the machine always gets it's cruel revenge. It simply lies in wait for some poor fool to come along and have the gall the think that they can control this machine.

I pull back Danny_ as the machine springs to life and unleashes the fury of shaken cans of special carbonated molasses onto Hades.
Hades is pushed into the wall behind him, so deeply that once the machine is through with him that a permanent imprint is left in the wall.
It looks as if Scooby Doo himself tried to make a hasty escape.

We shall memorialize poor Hades by releasing a gaggle of geese into the air...or we can just simply watch them waddle and poop their way away from the machine.

The machine dispenses mop and a bucket.

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 00:33:06
A 1966 SuperBowl ring!

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 00:36:23
beer, cold and strong

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 00:56:32
A thank you hug

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:04:54
A teddy bear with a red bow tie
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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:19:53
A half eaten sandwich

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 14:48:52
full of fairy mold

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 15:47:27
Pencil lined with gold flakes and writes with diamond dust

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 16:52:53
a Santa Claus toy which sings, "We wish you...."


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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 17:05:24
A wonderful looking box of chocolates that someone has taken the courtesy of sticking their finger in the bottom of each candy to see if they'd like it first.

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Posted on Tue Dec 18, 2012 20:32:15
A rope

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Posted on Wed Dec 19, 2012 18:04:50
The clause that Santa has to miss your house after that fireplace poker incident 5 years ago.

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Posted on Fri Dec 21, 2012 00:30:57
Parse error: syntax error, unexpected ':', expecting ')' in /torncity/html/includes/modules/users/classes/UserStats.class.php on line 128

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Posted on Fri Dec 21, 2012 00:41:52
a used, losing lottery ticket.
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Posted on Fri Dec 21, 2012 01:00:13
a thong o.O

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Posted on Fri Dec 21, 2012 01:02:24
note saying: "end of the world posponed until further notice" with a sign "simple Maya"

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Posted on Fri Dec 21, 2012 03:34:54
A plastic plaque with a singing fish mounted on it.

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Posted on Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:11:59
Fallout: New Vegas

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Posted on Fri Dec 21, 2012 20:00:02
A map of old vegas.... Looks like just a dessert!?

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Posted on Fri Dec 21, 2012 22:09:19
Christmas lights

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Posted on Sat Dec 22, 2012 01:38:51
Tangled headphones

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Posted on Sat Dec 22, 2012 03:50:25
A silly hat in italian colours

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Posted on Sat Dec 22, 2012 17:56:33
Tinsel

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Posted on Sun Dec 23, 2012 21:50:31
A Grapefruit

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Posted on Mon Dec 24, 2012 03:59:02
A 3 hour subtitled romantic comedy

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