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ImWoman
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Posted on Sun Aug 12, 2012 18:54:42
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Teddy bear
*inserts coin*
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raypaul
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Posted on Sun Aug 12, 2012 20:11:09
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a pack of durex
*inserts coin*
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Vitharr
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Posted on Sun Aug 12, 2012 21:04:32
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all the coins in the machine
*inserts coin*
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ImWoman
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Posted on Mon Aug 13, 2012 01:54:25
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A water spout.
*inserts coin*
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GypsyTears
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Posted on Mon Aug 13, 2012 02:08:45
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A 2/3 used tube of KY jelly
*inserts coin*
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Vitharr
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Posted on Mon Aug 13, 2012 02:31:48
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1/3 of a tube of KY jelly
*cant find a coin so inserts dollar bill*
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GypsyTears
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Posted on Mon Aug 13, 2012 03:10:51
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*thud*
Out drops a pack of Fruit Stripe gum
and no change
*inserts coin*
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Vitharr
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Posted on Mon Aug 13, 2012 03:22:10
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*boom*
the vending machine explodes and i get thrown back and i hit the wall. i get up, ribs broken. left lung punctured and right slowly filling with blood. i find an intact beer. i enjoy my last beer and i find a coin. i insert it into the heavily damaged, but functioning coin slot.
*inserts coin*
(i am found unconscious by a fellow faction member and i am sent to the hospital to the intensive care ward.)
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GypsyTears
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Posted on Mon Aug 13, 2012 03:27:30
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Yeah, they just don't make machines like this one anymore. Shame.
A small viking ship ready for burial at sea glides out along with directions for Stuart Little's final voyage.
*inserts coin*
Last Edited: Mon Aug 13, 2012 03:27:49
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Vitharr
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Posted on Mon Aug 13, 2012 03:34:42
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I reach into the slot where the item drops into but I realize that it's incredibly heavy. I suddenly notice that it's a black hole. The universe is sucked out of existence but the black hole explodes when it's full. I emerge as the first man on earth and I see a meteor crash a few miles away from me.
*Boom*
Dirt and rock are thrown out as it collides with the surface. Since there is a mountain behind me I narrowly avoid being crushed by an avalanche caused by the seismic activity. I walk to the edge of the crater where I see this strange monolith in the middle surrounded by lava. I pick up a relatively hot rock near me and I throw it at the monolith.
*throws rock*
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GypsyTears
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Posted on Mon Aug 13, 2012 04:49:45
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...I plug the vending machine back in.
Out plops an old slipper monogrammed with a letter "V"
*inserts coin*
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Vitharr
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Posted on Mon Aug 13, 2012 06:13:49
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I head a pneumatic sound and the vending machine opens a little bit. A white fog illuminated by the light pours out of the gap. I open the rest of the door and step in. I have stumbled into a very expensive Dutch brothel. A beautiful prostitute picks me and gives me a coin as she points to a condom machine behind me. I walk over to it to insert the coin. Then I go back to her room for the girlfriend experience.
*Inserts coin*
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GypsyTears
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Posted on Mon Aug 13, 2012 06:19:07
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The machine is generous and it gives you not only a tasty case of Gonorrhea but also a sweet gift of Herpes. (it's the gift that keeps on giving)
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Posted on Mon Aug 13, 2012 06:42:07
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a donator pack (wink wink)
*inserts coin*
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GypsyTears
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Posted on Mon Aug 13, 2012 06:44:52
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A bottle of eye wash
*inserts coin*
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Sinclaire
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Posted on Mon Aug 13, 2012 15:19:04
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A used condom
*inserts a coin*
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GypsyTears
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Posted on Mon Aug 13, 2012 17:21:17
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Out from the machine floats a restraining order from Christy right into your hands.
*inserts coin*
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iLiam
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Posted on Tue Aug 14, 2012 09:29:29
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Out from the machine comes a genie lamp. You have 3 wishes
*inserts coin*
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Vitharr
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Posted on Tue Aug 14, 2012 09:43:11
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A swarm of bees that cover me in honey until I die
*inserts coin from the grave*
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GypsyTears
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Posted on Wed Aug 15, 2012 18:35:07
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A small document makes it's way into your hands. It reads:
By -AR-Voidflake [772782]
THE GAME IS EASY
Tell the person above you what they got and..
insert your own coin and see what you get
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*inserts coin*
Last Edited: Wed Aug 15, 2012 18:35:37
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ImWoman
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Posted on Sun Aug 19, 2012 09:12:39
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2 Quaters, 3 Dimes and Nickel
*inserts coin*
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GatorRage
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Posted on Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:21:49
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500,000$
*inserts coin*
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Posted on Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:47:05
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The machine whirrs and hums, and as you look through the glass you get excited. It looks like what you've always wanted is about to fall -- an autographed picture of the Tajikistani Olympic Curling Team! But then... It can't be! It's stuck!!! You bang on the glass fiercely trying to get your beloved picture to fall out of the machine, but it's no use... Guess you'll have to try again. But to do that you have to:
* insert coin *
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raypaul
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Posted on Sun Aug 19, 2012 14:34:22
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Jackpot, you have won a ticket on the next episode of people do the stupidest thing's.
*insert coin*
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JCinNC
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Posted on Sun Aug 19, 2012 17:53:57
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A pair of chin-nuts
*insert coin*
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The_Reputed
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Posted on Sun Aug 19, 2012 17:59:38
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A bad day
*inserts coin*
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Posted on Sun Aug 19, 2012 18:00:54
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Machine makes strange sound, but nothing happens. You can see Silent Bob approaching you. He says: Its our new distibution system, here have some dope!
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Vitharr
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Posted on Sun Aug 19, 2012 19:54:50
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A punch in the face so hard that it killed Night_Howler's own name. And a hustler from june 1986.
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ImWoman
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Posted on Sun Aug 19, 2012 21:02:32
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A bream still flopping out of water.
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The_Reputed
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Posted on Sun Aug 19, 2012 21:04:55
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You hear the solemn clink of a coin falling through the mechanism and into the change catch.
You received one coin! Oh, and a dime!
*inserts coin*
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